Blue Ivy saying “Surfboart” during Beyoncé’s Grammy soundcheck.
Call Me Maybe in the musical style of Mumford & Sons
Excerpt from the original script of The Room
A charming merchant.
imagine how great your life would be if you had a professional hair and makeup team
Imagine if you didnt need one because you finally accepted that you are beautiful the way you are and dont need to hide yourself in professionally styled hair and makeup.
id rather get the hair and makeup team
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
this makes me so happy
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet
never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’
I CANT HANDLE THIS
are you telling me the french word for wand is ‘la baguette magique’
Let us not forget that Severus Snape became “Severus Rogue”, and Hufflepuff became “Poufsouffle”.